Ved en glipp har Secret Service kommet i skade for å legge ut samtaler mellom presidenten og hans stab på internett. Vi har kommet over følgende ordveksling mellom Bush og hans utenriksminsister:
Secretary Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.
George: Good. Send her in.
Secretary: Yes, sir.
Condi: Goodmorning, Mr. President.
George: Condoleezza! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Well Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China
George: Great Condi. Lay it on me.
Condi: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Well, that's what I want to know.
Condi: Well, that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George: Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condi. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China .
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China , Mr. President.
George: Whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China .
George: Well, I'm asking you, Condi. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East .
Condi: That's correct, sir.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Condi you're starting to piss me off now and it's not because you're black neither. I
need to know the name of the new leader of China.So want you to get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condi: Kofi Anan?
George: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Well,who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: No, Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get him on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone)
Condi: Hello Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East . Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East ?
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