tirsdag, april 18, 2006

En helt vanlig morgen i det Hvite Hus?

Ved en glipp har Secret Service kommet i skade for å legge ut samtaler mellom presidenten og hans stab på internett. Vi har kommet over følgende ordveksling mellom Bush og hans utenriksminsister:

Secretary Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.

George: Good. Send her in.

Secretary: Yes, sir.

Condi: Goodmorning, Mr. President.

George: Condoleezza! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Well Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China

George: Great Condi. Lay it on me.

Condi: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

George: Well, that's what I want to know.

Condi: Well, that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.

George: Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condi. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China .

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China , Mr. President.

George: Whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China .

George: Well, I'm asking you, Condi. Who is leading China ?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East .

Condi: That's correct, sir.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Condi you're starting to piss me off now and it's not because you're black neither. I
need to know the name of the new leader of China.So want you to get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.

Condi: Kofi Anan?

George: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make that call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Well,who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: No, Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get him on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone)

Condi: Hello Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East . Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East ?

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